Awright sweetheart,
Ah thought ah'd write to ya as me phones bin on the blink since ah stumbled home drunk in the rain at 4am on Sat after doin' that Charlie with Mad Nige' and 'is young 'un.
Don't 'ave time to write much as I'm off to meet a right geezer for me next TV series. 'pparently this guys an ex-convict whose wright tasty wi' 'is fists. Nawty.
Missin' you though love. Can't wait to see you again and av' a right go at your pussy. Nige' recommended a bangin' curry 'ouse jus' down the road thats proper bangin', so we'll av' to check it out.
Speak soon babe.
Your lad,
Danny xoxo
